When a photography book’s opening image is of an elderly lady farting, you know you are in for a good read.
RT @meganamram: Only three more shopping days til the apocalypse!
RT @EmilyneMondo: George Michael worked anonymously at a homeless shelter I was volunteering at. I've never told anyone, he asked we didn't. That's who he was
RT @richardosman: A woman on 'Deal Or No Deal' told us she needed £15k for IVF treatment. George Michael secretly phoned the next day and gave her the £15k.