What people don’t know is that DJs are actually being paid to fend off drunken a-holes who pretend to be the niece of Will Ferrel and want you to charge their phone
Teeth whitening strips should come w Tylenol
What kind of evil prick takes away protection from children?
RT @SammyAlbon: *trump becomes president* NASA: Shit *a few weeks later* NASA: we've found 7 planets, 3 we can live on and there's… https://t.co/C7OH3PCqIg
I am not here for this